What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Your going to be alright just relax

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

But this is not

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

I don't like religions.

I like God is love and lives within you.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Bible.. Hm.?

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Deuteronomy 17

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Maybe leave out

You shall not bear false witness.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Innocent before proven guilty

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I don't like

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?